Screw abortion and gay marriage.....I want our politicians to be hashing out the specifics of this topic.
Hmmmmm....
It might be quite awkward for Hillary if she decided to go anti-shirt on us...
Guiliani could deem women's shirts a serious terrorist threat.
Edwards might favor taking shirts from the rich women, and giving them to the poor.
Romney would refuse to ban women's shirts, infact he'd Double the amount of shirts women were required to wear.
We would not be able to discuss Obama's position however, due to the obvious racism implications...
McCain could be in favor of women's shirts only if waterboarding wasn't involved.
Ron Paul would probably want to get rid of women's shirts, but why stop there, he'd get rid of bras, and then probably women's clothing altogether.
Kucinich would claim that he Has infact seen his wife without her shirt on, and indeed he approves.
And then there's Huckabee, he'd <insert evangelical christian joke here> .....zomg that was hilarious!!!
Yes, we should definately caucus further on this hot topic.
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