xxkayxx

Stupid terrorists... always hijacking things..jeezz!

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StuckInThe90s

I'm surprised that made me laugh as much as it did

Anyway, no "religious" theme pictures but, enjoy or don't:

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"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
~Marcus Aurelius

xxkayxx

Tis true...well not really, but i thought it was pretty cute.

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debdodd

When Insults Had Class


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill... followed by Churchill's response:

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."-- Winston Churchill

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."-- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."-- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."-- Walter Kerr

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"-- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."-- Oscar Wilde

Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"

Winston replied, "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!"

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"Ubi dubium ibi libertas."

"We are all lone souls. It pays to know humility, lest the delusion of control, of mastery, overwhelms. And indeed, we seem a species prone to that delusion, again and ever again ....."

debdodd

these are from my Christian sister:
The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?*(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?(Don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour phart !

A few for the ladies:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?''It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma 'And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed.* The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?''Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor

Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.* Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual

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"Ubi dubium ibi libertas."

"We are all lone souls. It pays to know humility, lest the delusion of control, of mastery, overwhelms. And indeed, we seem a species prone to that delusion, again and ever again ....."

Jodou1

I am sure most of you have seen this but it is one of my favorite funny pictures.

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“Infidelity does not consist in believing or in disbelieving: it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe.”-Thomas Paine

Jodou1

Now were this the story...I'd probably be a christian

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“Infidelity does not consist in believing or in disbelieving: it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe.”-Thomas Paine

xxkayxx

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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing

Jodou1

Were this true, I think to Kittens I am the equivalent of Hitler.

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“Infidelity does not consist in believing or in disbelieving: it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe.”-Thomas Paine

debdodd

Got a visual on the last two posts ...... dead kitties every where! No wonder Chinese buffets are springing up all over our city! Lots of Mu shu kitty and kitty lo mien for everyone!

I know, I know ..... I am one sick puppy!

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"Ubi dubium ibi libertas."

"We are all lone souls. It pays to know humility, lest the delusion of control, of mastery, overwhelms. And indeed, we seem a species prone to that delusion, again and ever again ....."