Agnostic Elder

Well, the forecast for much of the planet is partly cloudy skies, with no severe storms in most of the civilized world. Rudolph's nose won't be needed this year. Plus, Ms. Claus bought him a GPS system, so he knows how to get there now.

bobleplask

If anything could do it, then it would have to be a 1981 DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor installed. It has to go the year 2015 to get it's flying abilities and then it would sorta be possible to deliver presents to everyone on earth in what seems like a day.

Wulfric

A 50 foot long, blood red dragon. Why? Because it would make one hell of a spectacle And I'm sure the jets of flame would be welcome in some of the colder places visited

cherrysmile

[quote=Geshtinnanna;22206]Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer, has caught the flu and won’t be able to guide the sleigh this year. Who should replace him and why?[/QUOTE


Rudie Lynn, Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer's Baby Sister . She dances ,she sings, she's popular, she's cute.................Can it get any better? She might need a little help with guidance..........though................... and did you hear ? She's dating an extremely talented, classy Moose from Israel, who loves the spotlight, and who speaks russian " named Bullwinkle" (Formerly known as part of the Duo Rocky and Bullwinkle)...........So I think that she fits the bill............

Geshtinnanna

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It's not so much a jingle just a commercial. The Orbit commercial where the wife finds her husband with another woman, the discussion kind of went like..."You think I wouldn't find out about your cootie queen?" "What the French toast?" "Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker?"

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Astreja

Commercial jingle?

I'm hearing an odd little tuba oom-pa-pa number in my head, goes something like "EFEDC-G-G". It's from an old commercial for Fiberglass Pink insulation... An elderly couple, much like the man and woman in the painting "American Gothic", are standing on their front lawn. The dialogue goes like this:

Him: "We saved enough money to buy two hundred and fifty-two beautiful pink flamingos."

Her: "Two hundred and fifty-four."

Him: "I stand corrected."

Great commercial, one of my all-time favourites.

Geshtinnanna

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romansh

Get some glasses: I'm not that good looking.

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Buddha

I can't remember the last time some one honked at me. I love small town. I'll die happy in a small town.

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