Controlled Experiment: What religion is really worth.

THEWAULRUS · 12-21-2006, 04:59 AM

My acquaintance has begun an experiment with religion to see what it is really worth. His religion is something that you might call an anarchy. I will explain certain parts of it later by my main point in this statement is that he has converted 54 people already to follow his religion. It is absurd but it shows you something about religion and humans, eh?

MickinEngland · 12-21-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by THEWAULRUS

My acquaintance has begun an experiment with religion to see what it is really worth. His religion is something that you might call an anarchy. I will explain certain parts of it later by my main point in this statement is that he has converted 54 people already to follow his religion.?

I'll sign up now on condition he can do stuff like this..

Miracles of Jesus Christ
Bringing little girl back to life
Bringing widows son back to life
Bringing Lazarus back to life
Stilling the storm
Feeding 5000
Walking on sea
Feeding 4000
Coin in fishes mouth
Withering fig tree
Big catch of fish
Water into wine
Another big fish catch
Healing leper
Healing Centurions servant
Healing Peters mother-in-law
Healing sick at evening
Healing paralysed man
Healing haemorraging woman
Healing two blind men
Healing mans withered hand
Healing Canaanite womans daughter
Healing boy with seizures
Healing blind man
Healing deaf and dumb man
Healing another blind man
Healing crippled woman
Healing man with dropsy
Healing 10 lepers
Restoring a cut-off ear
Healing noblemans sons fever
Healing crippled man at Bethesda
Healing a born-blind man
Casting out demons into pigs
Curing a mute lunatic
Casting out dirty spirit
Curing a possessed blind-dumb man
Appeared to his followers after his death
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LadyLuck · 12-21-2006, 01:16 PM

So you would worship darth vader if someone said he could do that stuff?

THEWAULRUS · 12-21-2006, 02:03 PM

That's the point he can't do anything and in his first 3 days he already got 54 people.

MickinEngland · 12-21-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyLuck

So you would worship darth vader if someone said he could do that stuff? :confused1:

Nah, he'd have to back it up by talking about love, mercy, kindness, decency, honour, compassion, forgiveness, and I don't think DV can do that.. ;)
What do you say Darth?
"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the Rebellion.”

Er...yeah....
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tater03 · 12-21-2006, 04:50 PM

I cannot wait for you to explain this religion he made up. I don't care what religion you claim to believe in most people don't just believe something especially something someone has just made up. Sounds kind of like a cult more than a religion to me.

THEWAULRUS · 12-21-2006, 04:57 PM

His religion isoutright absurd. First of all he is the all supreme being. Let me quote him. "First there was nothing and then there was David"- Ok. Second, you can do anything in his religion, no morals really exist. 2nd commandment sounds something like this " Do not be afraid of the law, for the law is a bunch of dumbasses." I could go on, but I am really busy.

berlinlife06 · 12-22-2006, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by THEWAULRUS

His religion isoutright absurd. First of all he is the all supreme being. Let me quote him. "First there was nothing and then there was David"- Ok. Second, you can do anything in his religion, no morals really exist. 2nd commandment sounds something like this " Do not be afraid of the law, for the law is a bunch of dumbasses." I could go on, but I am really busy.

It seems like your friend is more pulling everybody´s leg and his followers are exactoy doing the same! Until he gets some money out of it and people actually start giving money to his cause, I will believe there is some kind of experiment going on and there are actually people following that. Otherwise, it is just a big joke on the net!

LadyLuck · 12-22-2006, 03:10 PM

LMAO i'll even join just for kicks! j/k

THEWAULRUS · 12-22-2006, 04:03 PM

Who said it was on the net? I know a few of these people and he has asked a few of his neighbors and just regular people on the street. The kid doesn't have internet.