DizzyDee

I was driving past a church today and saw a funny sign - I know I've seen lots of funny ones before - and I'm sure you have too so let's share them

The one I saw today was

"We accept all denominations....$10, $20, $50..."



Here's an ironic one I saw on another church

"Only Jesus can erase the guilt of man"

- then why are christians carrying around so much guilt? That what I've seen anyway.

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DizzyDee

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

}SoC{Sumguy

i think the first one is a joke.

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"And now you've seen his face,
and you know that there's a place
in the sun, for all that you've done.
For you and your children.
You always wanted to beleive.
Just ask and you'll receive,
beyond your wildest dreams.
And you already know how this will end...."

DizzyDee

Yep - I got that - thus the lol laughing guy after it.

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DizzyDee

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

mtatum4496

I remember seeing an email circulating years ago - probably still is - of some double entrendes that purportedly showed up in church bulletins. Here's a couple I recall:

"Today there will be baptisms held in the north and south end baptistries. Children will be baptized at both ends."

"This coming Easter Sunday, the pastor's wife will come forward and lay an egg on the altar."