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Old 04-23-2008, 02:54 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Well then let's talk about it Abel. God sent the Holy Spirit to nail Mary. What do you think? Did she cum?
it would be a perfect moment of love ... what do you think?
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I think I should totally get banned for saying that!
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I think I should totally get banned for saying that!
LOL! is that what you want? j/k....

this thread went from G rated to.......PG-13!
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I think I should totally get banned for saying that!


na ... it was funny.

But also a good point really.
Why are we afraid to sex?
It would have been a perfect encounter for Mary. The act of love was for her so it would have been everything her heart and body enjoyed.
This is one area that I think Hindus have a good understanding. They do not separate the needs of the body from the needs of the soul. The inputs of the body add to the experience of soul, they are here for our enjoyment of sharing. The pleasure of existence with each other, for each other. This is not the same as selfish wants and addiction.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:22 PM   #25 (permalink)
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- just afraid that Abel will call on his God to smite me
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Good point AB517. That's one of the things I never liked about the Christian story: all the pain and suffering of childbirth without any of the fun of sex. Besides, who could Mary have gone to in order to charge God with Rape?
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Well then let's talk about it Abel. God sent the Holy Spirit to nail Mary. What do you think? Did she cum?
Oh John, John, John .... dude ... seriously very bad but funny! Good thing Og is on his honeymoon or you would get banned or at the very least you would get put in the time out chair !!!!!

but since you brought it up ...... if what you ask above would be true ... do you think she yelled out "OH GOD!" .... ? Just curious

Kay, ... this passed PG13 and went straight to "R" ...

John .... I am sure Abel will either sic his God on you or pray for you and probably offer you a hug .... he's good at offering unsolicited hugs .... oh cat Pooh! I said I wasn't going to talk about Abel on another thread and there I go again ....

BTW was it Cain that killed Abel or Abel that killed Cain in the mythological story ..... you know the book ..... that one fictional book ... oh what was it called oh yeah I remember the bible! Yikes ... how could I forget that book of fables called the old testament ... might as well read the Arabian nights and read about Ali Baba and the 40 thieves ....


John while I think what you said is humorous .... if you use correct terminology instead of slang you can get away with more .... so use the big fifty cent words and it slides past the cyber patrol ..... I think the rules of forum is/are that we should use a slight filter on what or how we say things and that we cannot directly call others foul names .... we are allowed to say that our personal belief is that they are crazy (Cathy comes to mind) things like that but you might be tip toeing on the line with this post ... funny as it might be ... just a thought

but hey, I like to laugh so I wasn't offended ... laughing in itself is something I do as much as possible but then I am easily amused take care and I hope you don't get banned ... maybe just a spanked bottom!

Kay..... What cha think Kay? A good spanking or a time out for John?
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Well then let's talk about it Abel. God sent the Holy Spirit to nail Mary. What do you think? Did she cum?
Oh John, John, John .... dude ... seriously very bad but funny! Good thing Og is on his honeymoon or you would get banned or at the very least you would get put in the time out chair !!!!!

but since you brought it up ...... if what you ask above would be true ... do you think she yelled out "OH GOD!" .... ? Just curious

Kay, ... this passed PG13 and went straight to "R" ...

John .... I am sure Abel will either sic his God on you or pray for you and probably offer you a hug .... he's good at offering unsolicited hugs .... oh cat Pooh! I said I wasn't going to talk about Abel on another thread and there I go again ....

BTW was it Cain that killed Abel or Abel that killed Cain in the mythological story ..... you know the book ..... that one fictional book ... oh what was it called oh yeah I remember the bible! Yikes ... how could I forget that book of fables called the old testament ... might as well read the Arabian nights and read about Ali Baba and the 40 thieves ....


John while I think what you said is humorous .... if you use correct terminology instead of slang you can get away with more .... so use the big fifty cent words and it slides past the cyber patrol ..... I think the rules of forum is/are that we should use a slight filter on what or how we say things and that we cannot directly call others foul names .... we are allowed to say that our personal belief is that they are crazy (Cathy comes to mind) things like that but you might be tip toeing on the line with this post ... funny as it might be ... just a thought

but hey, I like to laugh so I wasn't offended ... laughing in itself is something I do as much as possible but then I am easily amused take care and I hope you don't get banned ... maybe just a spanked bottom!

Kay..... What cha think Kay? A good spanking or a time out for John?

R? na.....that was pg-13, at least from how movies are made today it was!

i think....abel...is going to make a voodoo doll on him...that's punishment enough!



kinda surprised someone would say such a thing...guess it's not so taboo anymore , or at least not on here
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doesn't surprise me ... but when Og's away the kids will play .....

I won't be a bit surprised however if Og doesn't ask him to use a little discretion in the future ... perhaps Og may be full with his own post honeymoon coital bliss and that he'll find John's remark amusing ...

one never knows how moderators will decide .... I think it depends if "Pooh" complains too much.

I'm sure you're right "Pooh" will have John's voodoo doll right next to mine ... I'm sure "Pooh's" underwear got in a big 'ol bunch when he read the blasphemy about the holy Mary! In fact, I'll bet that "Pooh's" rectal sphincter tightened up so quick that you could hear it slamming shut when he read that!
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doesn't surprise me ... but when Og's away the kids will play .....

I won't be a bit surprised however if Og doesn't ask him to use a little discretion in the future ... perhaps Og may be full with his own post honeymoon coital bliss and that he'll find John's remark amusing ...

one never knows how moderators will decide .... I think it depends if "Pooh" complains too much.

I'm sure you're right "Pooh" will have John's voodoo doll right next to mine ... I'm sure "Pooh's" underwear got in a big 'ol bunch when he read the blasphemy about the holy Mary! In fact, I'll bet that "Pooh's" rectal sphincter tightened up so quick that you could hear it slamming shut when he read that!


I want a nickname!

Really, i don't think Abel is too bad...seriously...he just needs more time..besides staying on here, he's got to have some real guts! i went to an atheist forum ,and was "mobbed" 10 min flat....now i just keep everything i post there sugarcoated, and so far its worked....crazy people....
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