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Old 12-26-2007, 09:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Noah's voyage

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After stuffing the 5 million species of the earth of which mayby 700000 are clean, amounting to a total of 10,600,000 animals inside the Ark,assuming a average size of a butterfly, that means over 300,000cubic meters of animals in the barge the size of a WW2 Light Cruiser.
The Ark sailed for 40 days and 40 nights. Lets say that each animal only excretes 25 gramms of solid waste. After 40days and 40 nights they would have produced waste dozens of times the weight of the ship.

No worries, after two months it crashlands on a mountain and according to genisis, Noah then goes and sacrifices a pair of each clean animal, Cos God loves the smell of roasted Kangaroo.

As he chases the duck-billed platypus and the polar bears around the desert with his axe, thanking God he has only another 7000000 creatures to waste in a sea of Blood for his creator, Noah thinks to himself.
"Phew! Good Job im only 601 years old or i might not have the strength for this"
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