lauraclay

There's every problem starts with men:
menstruation, menopause, mental illness...
there's way more but i cant remember any

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The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish,
and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten.

The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits.
When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten.

The purpose of words is to convey ideas.
When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten.

Where can I find a man who has forgotten words?
He is the one I would like to talk to.

jaej

How do those problems start with men?

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jaej

If she ever hits me with a skillet, she'd better watch out.. lol

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debdodd

very good LC!! I had forgotten those! you'll have to explain it to jaej!!

JAEJ .... just remember it doesn't have to be a skillet .... you have to sleep sooner or later ..... the "sister's" are the best at getting revenge on their men. I remember working and this guy came in thru the ER ... he'd been drunk and abusive with his wife .... she waited until he passed out and then heated up grease on the stove and threw it on him .... OUCH!!!

Oh but the best one was what my son's babysitter did to her husband when she was mad at him .... he usually didn't drink but his brother had talked him into going out ... so anyway he passed out in his recliner and she put "Nair" (the chemical stuff women use on their legs to remove hair instead of shaving) on his head while he slept and then gave him ex lax in his food the next day .... I don't think he ever went out with his brother again ... he was sooooo sick and his hair falling out .... she could think up some of the worst paybacks I ever heard of ... she came from a family of about 15 kids ... maybe it was a form of survival of the fittest in her family

lauraclay

Hahaha, I love stories like that. Don't forget about Lorena Bobbit!
JJ, look at the words. They all start with 'men'.

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The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish,
and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten.

The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits.
When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten.

The purpose of words is to convey ideas.
When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten.

Where can I find a man who has forgotten words?
He is the one I would like to talk to.

}SoC{Sumguy

i think many would disagree on that point...

it may not be permenant, but that doesnt mean that it's irrelevant..

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and you know that there's a place
in the sun, for all that you've done.
For you and your children.
You always wanted to beleive.
Just ask and you'll receive,
beyond your wildest dreams.
And you already know how this will end...."

jaej

Jesus Christ. That's just being a bitch.

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debdodd

AHHHHHH but I'd say a very, very, smart vindictive bitch!

jaej

I would say more clever than smart. But vindictive, times about infinity.

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lauraclay

And who knows? Maybe she had a reallllllly good reason for being mad.

__________________

The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish,
and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten.

The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits.
When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten.

The purpose of words is to convey ideas.
When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten.

Where can I find a man who has forgotten words?
He is the one I would like to talk to.