heres one:
Jesus was preaching to the people, who were about to stone a woman.
he said "if there are any among you who are sinless, let them cast the first stone.". a woman walks up, picks up a rock, and throws it at the woman they were stoning. Jesus looks at her and says: "C'mon Mother, im trying to teach a lesson here!"
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"And now you've seen his face,
and you know that there's a place
in the sun, for all that you've done.
For you and your children.
You always wanted to beleive.
Just ask and you'll receive,
beyond your wildest dreams.
And you already know how this will end...." |