Seriously. lol
About the way god is depicted in the bible-
In some of the old testament poetry and in some of the major prophets, you read it, specifically the 'so said the lord' parts, and you get the distinct impression that god is a child talking (or at least I did. Maybe that's better than saying you). A very conceited, jealous, selfish, spoiled child, with pudgy hands and bulging cheeks, not sharing his toys..
That's the image that came to my head.
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