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She needed your love and comfort and you ran away? You Beast (I woulda too)
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To be honest, I didn't reveal it all, I was too ashamed...
I decided to tell it now so it will serve as a warning to society:
...after I started to run she began to chase me while shouting "we were meant to be together you and I" and added "Larry King also was reluctant at first but at the end he made sweet love to me".
Even though I was running for dear life, I couldn't help shouting back "Yuck", and then I tripped on a puddle ( if only a REAL clairvoyant had warned me about puddles...), she caught me and did what she did while shouting:
"Sylvia might be a spiritual person inside, but sometimes the insides of Sylvia need to feel something physical"
And then I fainted.
This is my sad story, hearken well or be doomed to repeat it.
