definitely it would be fairy godmother for me .... I though all girls had one ...... who cares about a fat guy in a red suit ... it was all about the fairy godmother and prince charming!
My fairy godmother turned out to be the "fu*k you fairy" that sat on my left shoulder bringing me all kinds of grief for a time .... but now whenever she shows up again I flick the little bitch off my left shoulder hoping she will visit someone else for a while.
It's gotten to be a joke with some of my friends ..... whenever something lousy happens in their life ... they say the "fu*k you fairy" is visiting and has caused whatever and they do the flicking off thing the left shoulder thing ..... I'm not joking .... a few of us have also tried turning around 3 times counterclockwise 'cause then it makes her dizzy and she falls off your shoulder hence breaking your bad luck .....
obviously my friends and I need either to get therapy or get a life
