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Can you give 5 examples of Absolute Truths?
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1 when you eat corn on the cob you always end up pooping whole pieces out
2 when you need to use your printer, it always jams up
3 when you have somewhere to be right now, you always have someone in front of you who doesn't
4 when you buy cable with 500 channels, you find at 3am nothing is on TV
5 when you tattoo someone's name on your body, you end up breaking up with them.
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